Randall Maynard
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An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's
I wake up every day a blank slate.
How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control?
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
Who Is The Culprit Behind The Sephora Eyeshadow Caper?
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
Designer Pasta Means Rich People Have Run Out Of Ideas
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
Affleck Seems To Think It's Ok To Joke About Harassment Now
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
There's Gourmet Sushi For Dogs (Who Lick Their Own Butts)
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.