Cracked Archive - Science & History
Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Things Blamed on Bigfoot
He’s real, he’s my friend and he’s innocent
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Liars Who Brutally Gaslit Their Families
The worst part about your kid lying to you? Probably the murder part
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- By Ryan Menezes
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32 Blasts From the Past That Will Fire Up the Old Neural Networks
‘Remember Alf?! He’s back! In Pog form’ — Milhouse Van Houten
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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6 Jobs That Donald Trump and Joe Biden Are Too Old to Legally Hold
At least being president involves minimal lifting
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Ways Politics Was Even More of a Clown Show in the Past
Politics is bad now. But at least they don’t kill you to protect the president from a solar eclipse
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- By Ryan Menezes
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These Are the Oldest Websites in the World
At this point you could probably run them on a toaster oven
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- By Eli Yudin
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36 Sizes, Scales and Proportions We Just Can’t Wrap Our Heads Around
Even if we could physically wrap our heads around things, some of these would be way too big!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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20 Mundane Dangers Every Apocalypse Story Ignores
In a zombie apocalypse, snorers must be exiled
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Four ChatGPT Experiments That Failed Hilariously
You’re gonna want to find someone else to play ‘Red Dead Redemption’ with
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 Mythical Horse Variants I Wish I Could Ride Off Into the Sunset On
A creature to which I could gently whisper, ‘Take me away from this wretched world’
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- By Eli Yudin
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6 Great Vacation Destinations for Supervillains
Sir, the maniacal laughter is coming off as disrespectful
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- By Eli Yudin
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