In a quirky twist of fate, the Universe saddled the goose-stepping genocidal maniac with a slimy, opportunistic, clingy black sheep to ruin his Christmases.
Some movie tropes say a little more than they mean to.
Disney deliberately makes their puzzles hard because they feed upon the rage tears of young children (and the dollars of their parents).
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
Prepare to see a bunch of famous games in a whole new, slightly disturbing light.
Warning: Some of these may break your brain.
Movies write a lot of checks reality won't cash.
This is what happens when you have an intellectual throw-down with the most powerful man on earth.
The stresses of the job might be getting to old, kooky Donny.
Pretty sure the only reason Han got saved was just so we could see Leia in a gold bikini.
Sometime around when Donald Trump started winning state primaries a year ago, the national mood went from,
Sometime around when Donald Trump started winning state primaries a year ago, the national mood went...
Everything's more understandable in delicious pie chart form.
We put so much faith in numbers that we don't bother to look too closely at where they come from.
America is running out of poison.
Plenty of modern armies have dipped their toes into the decidedly unscientific field of pseudoscience so they could just magic away their enemies.
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
Being a viking was less an awesome, bloody lifestyle, and more like 'this is a 9-to-5 that might actually kill me